1. It’s OK to eat alone. Someone will always chat you up*, and if not, that’s why we have Kindles.
2. Motion sickness bags have a variety of uses - most importantly, writing down new blogs to check out.
3. Maternal instincts kick in as early as 23 weeks. Let’s just say if my baby is currently the size of a piece of paper, this lioness mom takes paperweights very seriously.
4. After a weeklong vacation, expect to have no less than three problems awaiting you at home. And yes, the wind can blow a mailbox straight into your neighbor’s yard.
5. Elf on a shelf is a load of bull dinky. I was fully expecting him to work his magic and take down all those pesky beautiful Christmas decorations while we were away. No such luck.
What lessons have you learned?
*Note: I met the most fabulous person during lunch with Husby (we chatted her up since she was solo). Turns out she is working on a cookbook! Don’t worry ladies, I’ll be reaching out to her shortly. She promised a recipe for

















25 comments:
LOL! Funny. Happy new year!
How funny! And you couldn't be more right about the problems that await you after vacation! When we came home, our hot water heater had flooded and then a week later our dishwasher did the same! Ha!
I just stumbled onto your blog. Great stuff!
I'm 29 weeks along and due to have a baby girl as well. Hope your pregnancy is going smoother than mine has been. I'm just trying to keep my eyes on the prize.
Best -THL
The travel industry creates these problems as hhome so that you immediately start planning your next vaycay!
Ha! Glad to hear things with the baby are still well! I didn't take my decorations down til Saturday, and I have not been on vacay. I just wanted to leave it up a little bit longer.
I have become a person who lives for the moments. I recognize and enjoy today and think about tomorrow when it gets here.
you couldn't be more right about the problems.
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SO funny and so true!!!
i talk to my dog while i'm eating dinner. she's a good listener.
i'm seriously considering paying someone to neatly take down and pack all my christmas decorations. i didn't know a 750 sq ft condo could hold so much holiday cheer.
I take a break from the bloggy world for a month and miss out on finding out you are expecting! I am so excited for you congrats!!!!!!
Didn't you hear that motion sickness bags are the new notebook? :)
Happy New Year! Elf on a shelf cracks me up! Is it sad that I want one for my(childless)self?
Make sure to post some of those recipes. :)
I actually don't mind eating alone. It's fun to people watch.
And almond brittle? YES PLEASE.
I learned that every year it gets harder and harder to recover from NYE. I used to head out the next day early for drunk and beers. I couldn't get off my couch until 9 pm NYD.
Cute, cute, cute post!!! Love it!
Ahhh, i missed your blog, its been such a while for me!!
I want that crack recipe!!
Welcome back, I missed you. Happy new year!
Ah, I have to put away the Christmas decorations tonight! They are pretty while it lasts but kind of annoying when it times come to find their correct boxes :)
Love your list! I always find that when I'm out by myself someone always talks to me. You meet the most interesting people!
Love your list! Very funny!
I should have told you before but the Elf on the Shelf just "reports" to Santa. I don't think it is in his contract to "clean". :(
ooh I bet the crack... almond brittle is so yummy! that's crazy that the wind took out your mailbox! at least it was that and not the (had to be very drunk) neighbor flying around the corner and taking it and the fire hydrant out, while you were on vacation, haha, it happened... but they did replace the mailbox=)). Happy New Year, I hope you're feeling great!
You always meet the coolest people...i just meet crazy ones who wont let us eat! haha!
Lol..I agree with the problems...any time I go away, madness ensues on my return
I haven't eaten out in a while by myself, and I just have to - you're so right that you meet such interesting people that way.
Looking forward to the recipe!
hot water heater had flooded and then a week later our dishwasher did the same!
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