The One With the New Word

Last night at dinner, using my latest kitchen gadget - the OXO rotary grater - to finish plating the food:

H.I.T.: Woohoo! We got fresh parmesan...bitches!

Mary Poppins, laughs hysterically at the sight and thought of me cursing.

H.I.T.: I think it’s going to be my new word...bitches!

Mary Poppins, still laughing: Just don’t use it before 7 p.m.

H.I.T.: Why?

Mary Poppins: The kids!

H.I.T.: Yeah, I guess we don’t Babes saying, “I just did poopies on the potty...bitches!”